Come on, it’s a simple question - who’s your money on?
It’s a battle that’s been heating up very publicly in recent days but I have no doubt whose flag I’m flying - Coleen Rooney’s of course.
Forget the rugby, unless you’ve been living on the moon, you will all have heard, read or seen details of the biggest social media bust-up in recent years, and I am fully invested.
Basically, Mrs Rooney - who is married to footballer Wayne Rooney - has not been happy this past while back because someone has been selling stories to the press about her and her family.
Fed up and at the end of her tether with this behaviour, she donned her trusty Colombo overcoat to smoke out the culprit.
Very cleverly, she planted a number of fake stories on her Instagram page.
She then blocked everyone from seeing said stories except the one person she suspected was responsible.
And, what do you know, over time, each story made its way into the papers.
So then Coleen `Jessica Fletcher' Rooney took to social media to do the big reveal, explaining how she had set a trap, how all the stories had been viewed by only one person and that person was Rebekah Vardy - who is married to fellow footballer, Jamie Vardy - duh, duh, duh.
Obviously, social media went into meltdown and immediately Rebekah Vardy strongly denied any involvement claiming her Instagram account can be accessed by others.
Enough Becky, save your denials, I for one am not convinced.
No amount of photos of you in tears - even though you are heavily pregnant - will make me sympathise with you.
I’ll be honest, I’ve always been one for being the bigger person, turning the other cheek so to speak and walking away with your dignity but to be fair, Coleen Rooney played a belter here.
While I’ve never really been a fan, and have in the past questioned the fact that she put up with her husband's antics, I’ve got a new found respect for her this week.
She thought this plan through, executed it perfectly and exposed someone she believes is not a loyal friend.
At the end of the day, yes, I understand Rebekah Vardy is pregnant and I certainly do not agree with the troll attacks directed at her online, but I back Coleen all the way here.
Well done Coleen for taking steps to protect your family.
Becky, I'm afraid you do not come out of this at all well but if there is evidence that clears your name then get it out there.
One thing's for sure, this gripping saga is set to run and run.
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If you're on the look-out for spooky myths and legends from Ireland’s rich folklore this Halloween, check out Creatures of the Night, a new multi-media exhibition at W5’s AMAZE experience.
As part of W5’s Halloween celebrations, this multi-screen attraction explores ghoulish figures such as the Irish headless horseman known as The Dullahan, the man of hunger Fir Gorta who rattles his tin cup by the roadside and the wailing Banshee who comes in three forms.
Based at the Odyssey Pavilion, AMAZE is the UK and Ireland’s first tourist attraction which enables visitors to delve into new worlds and experience technological innovations first hand.
Creatures of the Night will run until November 3.
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Competition
With Halloween just around the corner, how do you fancy winning a pass for a spooktacular family cinema trip?
The Addams Family arrives at cinemas on Friday, October 25 and it promises to be a fun-filled treat.
The upcoming 3D computer-animated comedy horror film is based on the comics of the same name by Charles Addams.
Directed by Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan, the movie features the voices of an array of top list stars including Bette Midler, Snoop Dogg, Charlize Theron, Allison Janney, Oscar Isaac and Chloë Grace Moretz.
The film tells the story of members of the mysterious and spooky Addams family - Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester and Grandma - who are readily preparing for a visit from their even creepier relatives.
But trouble soon arises when shady TV personality Margaux Needler realises that the Addams' eerie hilltop mansion is standing in the way of her dream to sell all the houses in the neighborhood.
I have two family passes for The Addams Family at Movie House Cinemas to give away.
If you fancy winning a pass, simply email your name, address and telephone number – along with the answer to the question below – to competitions@irishnews.com
Closing date for entries is 12 noon on Tuesday, October 22, 2019.
(Q) Which spooky event takes place on October 31?
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The winners of The Museum of Broken Promises competition are Karen Walder, from Randalstown, Margaret Kennedy, from Belfast, Patricia McAllister, from Kilrea, Martine Mateer, from Belfast, and Margaret Murphy, from Glengormley.