I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Launch night live

8.45pm Hello and welcome to launch night of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! This year the 'out of here' refers to Wales where it's currently 9 degrees Celsius and not the Australian jungle where it's 24 degrees. 

The show kicks off at 9pm so join me then as we're introduced to the 10 brave/foolish souls who are camping in the grounds of a derelict castle in north Wales in November...

9pm   Here we go! Three weeks of watching celebrities retch! Yipee!!

9.04pm  "I don't want to be a screamer" is the most heard phrase so far

9.05pm  It's Ant and Dec! They got the memo about Gwrych Castle, phew

9.08pm  Shane Richie wants you to know that he won sexiest man alive three years on the trot. We'll see how sexy you are when you're in a tiny space underground with rats crawling over you Shane

9.11pm  A helicopter for every camp mate. Social distancing gone mad

9.12pm  "I'm Sir Mo Farah and I've won four Olympic medals." What do you have to say about that Shane Richie?

9.14pm  These five campmates look foundered already 

9.19pm "I wish I had my phone." Oh Jessica Plummer, it's going to be a loooooong three weeks for you

9.20pm Someone needs to work on Jordan North's self confidence. We're going to see that bagel again aren't we?

9.22pm Giovanna Fletcher has just sealed her own fate with the words: "Chuck me in a coffin full of rats, no problem"

9.27pm  Let the retching begin

9.28pm He's actually vomiting. Poor Jordan. Is that a record for the quickest vomit in 20 series? 

9.31pm What a cliffhanger - the five celebrities at the top of the cliff have to abseil down with the help of the five celebrities at the bottom. On their way down they have to collect rucksacks containing their survival kit. Wee buns 

9.34pm Shane doesn't know what he's doing, does he?

9.38pm  Go on Victoria Derbyshire, step off that cliff

9.39pm Jessican used to be in a band called Neon Jungle and we've discovered their biggest fan - Jordan North

9.43pm  Poor Jordan is on his own at the top of the cliff and we've no way of knowing if he ate more than a bagel for breakfast. Are we about to see I'm A Celebrity's first vomitfall?

9.52pm Those hats don't look very warm, do they? Nice castle though. Did Dick and Angel Strawbridge have a hand in this? 

10pm   Someone doesn't know how to work a hammock... Yes we're looking at you Shane Richie

10.07pm  Ant and Dec have a very important announcement. The first trial is tonight. It's called Gates to Hell... and everyone's taking part. Mo Farah is thrilled. Beverely Collard doesn't think there'll be creepy crawlies on the first night. Beverley, did you think you were taking part in Strictly Come Dancing?

10.19pm  "Smelly, smelly maggots." Jordan is loving this trial

10.20pm  Are those pyrotechnics or is the boiler firing?

10.23pm  Seven out of 10 stars. Well done team! But how long is it going to take to pick those insects out of Beverley's hair?

10.25pm Jordan turning out Beverley's trouser pockets to get rid of the bugs while simultaneously apologising wins the night

10.31pm  It's the first night and the celebs are waiting on their dinner ingredients and torturing themselves with thoughts of their favourite food. Mo is dreaming of sticky toffee pudding. They've been given a rabbit instead...

10.35pm  The next trial is called the Viper Vault. We're about to find out which celebrities have been chosen by the voting public to take part. It's... Shane and Jordan. Let the vomiting and wise cracking commence! 

Good night everyone!