Last night the ladies had to stand in a rainshower of offal and fish guts so things can only get better. I'll be passing comment/live blogging tonight's show from 9pm so join me then.
If you missed last night's episode here's a recap
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9.02pm The cracks are starting to show episode is a prerequisite and tonight is that episode
9.06pm The campmates can't start cooking until they've a clean pot, and the pots can't be cleaned until there's hot water and there won't be hot water until the fire is lit. The cracks! The cracks! Medics at the ready - there's an outbreak of "that's not my job" in the camp
9.10pm Mo Farah says if he hadn't been a talented runner and committed to that pursuit his life would have taken a very different, less wholesome, turn. It's impossible to imagine Mo as a baddie though
9.15pm Jordan and Ruthie have been allowed out of the castle in daylight hours. What a novelty for them. They've been let out to chase ducks in a castle coins challenge
9.18pm Jordan's turned this into a stand-up routine and he's quaking funny
9.23pm Time for Beverley Callard: In Focus.
She wrote her autobiography and it went to number one. Like her fitness DVDs. Did we ever fact check her 'I trained with Arnold Schwarzenegger' claim?
9.26pm Ruthie's first kiss was behind a Whimpy. These episodes of The Crown are just writing themselves
9.29pm Jessica and AJ are off to do a trial. Vernon thinks AJ will hold Jessica's hand... hhhmmmm. She'll be just fine, thanks Vern
9.37pm Imagine Jessica and AJ end up spending all 12 minutes looking for each other in the dark???
9.43pm This trial is pretty hard, in fairness. It's pitch dark and they have to find 12 stars scattered around tunnels and 2 rooms populated by pigeons looking to avenge their friends and family members who were eaten last night. They've won six stars which won't provide much of a dinner for 12 hungry campmates
9.45pm Jessica and AJ are telling the campmates that it's half rations for dinner and Shane Richie's face is a picture
9.53pm They're getting hare for dinner. Or, as Jessica put it, "Actually I'm quite relieved that it wasn't something really yummy and we'd only get half of it"
9.58pm Shane doesn't want a trial involving fish guts. Duly noted
9.59pm Shane's been selected by the public to take part in the next trial
10pm I'm A Celebrity crew on the phone to the fishmonger: "Could we have an extra skip of guts tomorrow please?"
Join me again tomorrow at 9.15pm
Slappy Monday from a Castle in Wales #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/McaS4DGD8c
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