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Today's TV Thursday 16 September

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Today's TV Thursday 16 September
Today's TV Thursday 16 September

bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.15MORNING LIVE (S)10.00CRIMEWATCH LIVE (S)10.45CLOSE CALLS: ON CAMERA (S)11.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER The development of houses in Derby and South and West Yorkshire. (S)12.15BARGAIN HUNT Charlie Ross hosts from the Agricultural Showground on Anglesey. (S) (R)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)1.45DOCTORS Emma decides to teach everyone a lesson in diversity. (S)2.15UNBEATABLE General knowledge quiz, hosted by Jason Manford. (S)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY Jonnie Irwin helps a couple find a home in the Shropshire countryside. (S) (R)3.45GARDEN RESCUE Charlie Dimmock and Harry and David Rich help Cardiff resident Kerry seek a garden that reflects her love of travel. (S)4.30ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP James Braxton and Irita Marriott rummage around antique shops across Wiltshire and Dorset. (S)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW Presented by Sam Quek and Gethin Jones. (S)7.35EASTENDERS Martin secretly visits Stacey in prison. (S)8PM8.00CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF Finals week continues and the four best cooks’ penultimate challenge is the toughest of the contest so far – Chef’s Table, hosted by Tom Kerridge. (S)9PM9.00PATRICK KIELTY: ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF UNION In its centenary year, the presenter discovers how the trauma of the past is shaping the future of Northern Ireland, and why some feel a united Ireland could be on the horizon. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.25BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)10.35THE VIEW Mark Carruthers presents a review of the week’s political news, including reports on the latest events at Stormont and Westminster. (S)11PM11.15Question Time (S)12.15Newscast (S)12.45BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.30Escape to the Country (S) (R)7.15Garden Rescue (S) (R)8.00Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (S) (R)9.00BBC News at 9 (S)10.00BBC News (S)12.15Politics Live (S)1.00Eggheads (S) (R)1.30Make Me a Dealer (S) (R)2.15The Big Painting Challenge (S) (R)3.15THE DARK: NATURE’S NIGHTTIME WORLD The puma’s nocturnal hunting methods. (S) (R)4.15WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (S) Featuring Sophie Raworth. (R)5.15FLOG IT! (S) (R)6.00RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES Kaye Adams, Mark Chapman, Philip Glenister and Thanyia Moore test their general knowledge skills ahead of the final on Friday. (S)6.30TAKE A HIKE Today’s Devon hike is hosted by former deputy mayor Chaz, who serves up snow flurries and a spicy picnic on Dartmoor. Rhod Gilbert narrates. (S)7PM7.00CELEBRITY ANTIQUES ROAD TRIP Broadcaster Mariella Frostrup and designer Pearl Lowe search for antiques in Somerset, spotting items including Norwegian jewellery, African sculpture and furniture. (S) (R)8PM8.00YOUR GARDEN MADE PERFECT Angela Scanlon presents the show in which couples have their gardens transformed, choosing from two potential redesigns using virtual reality technology. (S) (R)9PM9.00A KILLING IN TIGER BAY The men are put on trial despite the lack of any forensic evidence tying them to the crime, and face a marathon ordeal at court in what would become Britain’s longest murder trial. (S)10PM10.00QI With guests James Acaster, Daliso Chaponda and Cariad Lloyd. (S)10.30NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S)11PM11.15Amy Winehouse: A Life in Ten Pictures (S) (R)12.15Sign Zone: Parkinson at 50 (S) (R)1.15Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef (S) (R)2.15Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef (S) (R)2.45This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00LORRAINE Entertainment, current affairs and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories and celebrity gossip. Presented by Lorraine Kelly. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more. Including Local Weather. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN The women put the world to rights once more and invite a celebrity guest to chat about what they are up to. (S)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather (S)1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00JUDGE RINDER Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)3.00TENABLE (S) (R)3.59UTV WEATHER (S)4.00TIPPING POINT Quiz, hosted by Ben Shephard. (S)5.00THE CHASE Contestants Lee, Phoebe, Gillian and Jonathan hope to secure a cash prize. (S)6.00UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.30ITV EVENING NEWS (S); Weather (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE April opens up to Rhona, Chas is made an offer, and Kim is chuffed, having bought herself a race horse. (S)8PM8.00CORONATION STREET Tyrone follows Alina and begs her to stay, Mary and Freda clash over Norris’s send-off, and Imran remains determined to help Kelly. (S)9PM9.00FRED AND ROSE WEST: REOPENED Part two of two. The investigative team’s discovery of ’blue material’ beneath a cafe in Gloucester leads police to take over the search. Trevor McDonald presents. (S)10PM10.00ITV NEWS AT TEN (S); Weather10.30UTV LIVE (S); Weather10.45PAUL O’GRADY’S SATURDAY NIGHT LINE UP Comedy chat and game show in which questions, scenarios and dilemmas are put to celebrity guests, with Jack Dee, Joanna Page, Rob Rinder appearing in the first edition. (S) (R)11PM11.30Butterfly (S) (R)12.20Shop: Ideal World3.00FYI Extra3.15Martin & Roman’s Weekend Best! (S) (R)4.05ITV Nightscreen5.05Tipping Point (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Countdown (S) (R)6.40Cheers (S) (R)7.10Cheers (S) (R)7.40The King of Queens (S) (R)8.05The King of Queens (S) (R)8.35The King of Queens (S) (R)9.05Frasier (S) (R)9.35Frasier (S) (R)10.00Frasier (S) (R)10.30Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)11.25Channel 4 News Summary (S)11.30Find It, Fix It, Flog It (S) (R)12.30Steph’s Packed Lunch (S)2.10Countdown (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S)4.00THE GREAT HOUSE GIVEAWAY A property valuer and a teaching assistant buy a house together in Merseyside. (S) (R)5.00FOUR IN A BED (S)5.30COME DINE WITH ME (S)6.00THE SIMPSONS Bart decides to steal a kiss from a girl at school. (S) (R)6.30HOLLYOAKS Brody goes to extreme lengths to protect Sienna, and Fergus tells Warren that their business in the verge of collapse. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00JOE LYCETT’S GOT YOUR BACK Stand-up comic Sarah Millican joins the host as he takes on Virgin Media’s terms and conditions. Plus, comedian Sophie Duker investigates the sale of people’s data on the dark web. (S)9PM9.00HELP A young care home worker and a patient find their lives changed for ever during the onset of the coronavirus pandemic. Jodie Comer and Stephen Graham star. (S)11PM11.05First Dates (S) (R)12.05Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) (R)12.50Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins (S) (R)1.50FILM: Birds of Passage (2018) Drama, starring Natalia Reyes. (S)3.55Couples Come Dine with Me (S) (R)4.50Location, Location, Location (S) (R)5.45Food Unwrapped (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)6.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.20Kid-E-Cats (S) (R)6.30Blue’s Clues & You (S) (R)6.50Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.00Thomas & Friends (S) (R)7.10Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.25Circle Square (S) (R)7.30Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.40Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.45Pip and Posy (S) (R)8.05Milo (S) (R)8.20The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)8.30Ricky Zoom (S) (R)8.45Floogals (S) (R)8.55Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures (S) (R)9.05Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.10Sunny Bunnies (S) (R)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)11.15THE NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR (S) (R)12.155 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)12.20TRAFFIC COPS (S) (R)1.15HOME AND AWAY (S)1.45NEIGHBOURS (S)2.15FILM: EVIL NANNY (2016) Thriller, starring Lindsay Elston and Nicole Sterling. (S)4.00BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN (S) (R)5.005 NEWS AT 5 (S)5.30NEIGHBOURS (S) (R)6.00HOME AND AWAY Ziggy opts to visit Dean at the hospital instead of working at the Garage. (S) (R)6.305 NEWS TONIGHT (S)7PM7.00HOW TO STOP YOUR IBS Documentary shining a light on Irritable bowel syndrome in an attempt to destigmatise the condition, offering advice, treatment and psychological support for those with it. (S); 5 News Update (S)8PM8.00NICK KNOWLES’ BIG HOUSE CLEAROUT Nick and the team help a family of four in Stanwell who are paralysed by their clutter, which includes hundreds of DVDs, books and toy cars. (S); 5 News Update (S)9PM9.00ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL New series. A trip back home to Glasgow presents James Herriot with a dilemma. Return of the drama, starring Nicholas Ralph. (S)10PM10.00A&E AFTER DARK A man has to be restrained by police and security, while a 73-year-old is rushed in with serious injuries after being thrown off his horse and cart. (S) (R)11PM11.05Armed and Deadly: Police UK (S) (R)12.05Adults Only: Cam Girl Millionaires (S) (R)1.00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S)3.00Entertainment News on 5 (S)3.10Secrets of Tutankhamun’s Treasures (S) (R)3.55Witches: A Century of Murder (S) (R)4.45Wildlife SOS (S) (R)5.10House Doctor (S) (R)5.35Thomas & Friends: Big World! Big Adventures! (S) (R)5.50Fireman Sam (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00EURONEWS6.20TELESHOPPING6.50TELESHOPPING7.20TELESHOPPING7.55IMPOSSIBLE (S) (R)8.50FATHER BROWN (S) (R)9.45THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW (S)10.40SHORTLAND STREET (S)11.10STILL OPEN ALL HOURS (S) (R)11.50LEADERS’ QUESTIONS (S)12.45TELLY BINGO (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK (S)1.30HOME AND AWAY (S)2.00NEIGHBOURS (S)2.30FAIR CITY (S) (R)3.00FRANCIS BRENNAN’S GRAND VIETNAMESE TOUR (S) (R)3.30RTÉ NEWS3.40CALL THE MIDWIFE (S) (R)4.40ROOM TO IMPROVE (S) (R)5.40NUACHT; RTÉ News with Signing6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather (S)7PM7.00REELING IN THE YEARS The sights and sounds of 1965. (S) (R)7.30EASTENDERS Martin secretly visits Stacey in prison. (S)8PM8.00FAIR CITY Phoebe unwittingly makes up Damien’s mind. (S)8.30CHEAP IRISH HOMES New series. Maggie Molloy explores more of Ireland’s cheapest homes. (S)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35PRIME TIME In-depth analysis of current affairs and topical reports. (S)10PM10.15THE CASE I CAN’T FORGET Retired Assistant Commissioner Michael O’Sullivan reveals how he became Ireland’s first undercover detective in 1980. (S) (R)11PM11.15The Killing of Fr Niall Molloy (S) (R)12.20Finding Alice (S) (R)1.15Lark Rise to Candleford (S) (R)2.15Prime Time (S) (R)2.50Telly Bingo (R)3.00Dr Phil (S) (R)3.45Doctors (S) (R)4.15EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews7.00Storytime (S) (R)7.05Storytime (S) (R)7.10Let’s Draw with Tina (R)7.20Dog Loves Books (S)7.30news2day (S) (R)7.40Ace My Space (S) (R)8.10Junior MasterChef (S) (R)8.40We Bare Bears8.50Charlie and Lola (S) (R)9.05Katie Morag (S) (R)9.20Grace’s Amazing Machines (S)9.35Go Jetters (S) (R)9.45Go Jetters (S) (R)10.00Mr Mender and the Chummyjiggers (S) (R)10.10Mr Mender and the Chummyjiggers (S) (R)10.25Wild Kratts (R)10.50Critters TV (S) (R)11.00Pablo (S) (R)11.10Pablo (S) (R)11.25Peppa Pig (R)11.30Fireman Sam11.40Fireman Sam11.50Thomas & Friends (R)12.05Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (R)12.30Ben 10: Rath12.40Ben 1012.55Malory Towers (S) (R)1.25The Dumping Ground (S) (R)2.00Drop Dead Weird (S) (R)2.304 O’Clock Club (S) (R)3.00Junior MasterChef (S) (R)3.35Danny & Mick (S) (R)3.45Danny & Mick (S) (R)4.00World’s End (S) (R)4.20news2day Domestic and international news items of interest to younger viewers. (S)4.30THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)5.00THE GOLDBERGS (S)5.30SHORTLAND STREET (S) (R)6.00NEIGHBOURS (S) (R)6.30HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)7PM7.00BEST LAID PLANS Charlie Luxton helps Stephen and Julia future-proof their Norfolk home, and in Cambridgeshire, Sophie Morgan meets Lauren and Charles, who are working on a kitchen extension. (S)8PM8.00WONDERFUL WORLD OF CAKES A celebration of some of the UK’s favourite treats, including a glimpse inside McVities, learning the secret of how the Jaffa Cake is made. (S) (R)9PM9.00CATASTROPHE Rob’s newly religious sister Sydney visits. (S) (R)9.30GLOW UP IRELAND The remaining competitors are tasked with creating modern day versions of Oscar-winning make-up artist Michele Burke’s most memorable film characters. (S)10PM10.30FIRST DATES IRELAND Sixty-year-old Gabrielle from Dublin embarks on a voyage of discovery with similarly aged, adventurous Shamrock Rovers groundskeeper John. (S) (R)11PM11.30Ends Meet (S) (R)11.45NCIS: New Orleans (S)12.35Grey’s Anatomy Medical drama. (S) (R)1.25State of Happiness (S) (R)2.20EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.10The Six O’Clock Show (R)7.00Ireland AM (S)10.00This Morning12.30News at 12:30 (S)1.00The Chase (S) (R)2.00The Chase (S) (R)3.00LOOSE WOMEN4.00PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS Paul meets the scruffiest dog to ever walk through the gates. (S) (R)4.30JUDGE JUDY5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.00THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW (S)7PM7.00EMMERDALE April opens up to Rhona, Chas is made an offer, and Kim is chuffed, having bought herself a race horse. (S)7.30EMMERDALE (S)8PM8.00CORONATION STREET Tyrone follows Alina and begs her to stay. (S)8.30CORONATION STREET (S)9PM9.00FRED AND ROSE WEST: REOPENED Part one of two. Investigators explore new leads in the case of Fred and Rose West.10PM10.00THE TONIGHT SHOW (S)11PM11.00INNOCENT The police question Anna Stamp. (S) (R)12.00SHOOT THE MESSENGER (R)1.00THE CHASE AUSTRALIA1.55CLOSE5.20THE TONIGHT SHOW (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM7.00Cúla 47.30Cúla 4 na nÓg10.30Cruthaím (S) (R)10.33Cruthaím (S) (R)10.40Ainmhí 999 (R)11.10The Irish RM (S) (R)12.10A Chef’s Life (S) (R)12.40Garraí Glas (R)1.10Murder, She Wrote (S) (R)2.05Weakest Link (S) (R)3.00Cúla 4 na nÓg4.00Cúla 45.52AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.55TRÍD AN LIONSA (R)6.25MADRAÍ NA NGAEL Investigating the colourful past of Irish terriers, and why Michael Collins was mad about the Kerry blue breed. (R)6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH National and international weather.7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30COMHRÁ Máirtín Tom Sheáinín talks to music teacher Stiophán Mac Suibhne from Co Galway.8PM8.00GAEIL BHOSTON The importance of employment for the Irish community in Boston. (R)8.30ROS NA RÚN Colm is feeling Mo’s absence terribly.9PM9.00SIAR SNA 90IDÍ Memorable events from 1997. (R)9.30HECTOR AFRICA A GO Z Hector Ó hEochagáin lands in Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, meeting the women’s national soccer team, watching a wrestling competition and visiting a camel market. (R)10PM10.30AN BALLA Síle Nic Chonaonaigh visits the Berlin Wall. (R)11PM11.28AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH11.30ROS NA RÚN Colm is feeling Mo’s absence terribly. (R)12.00MURDER, SHE WROTE (S) (R)12.55DÁIL ÉIREANN1.20FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24