Today's TV Thursday 14 September

bbc 1bbc 2utvchannel 4channel 5rte onerte 2virgin onetg 46AM to 6:30PM6.00BREAKFAST (S)9.15MORNING LIVE Magazine show. (S)10.00CRITICAL INCIDENT (S) (R)10.45EXPERT WITNESS (S) (R)11.15HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER Properties in Newport, the West Midlands and Co Durham. (S)12.15BARGAIN HUNT Two teams buy items at the Ardingly International Antiques Fair. (S) (R)1.00BBC NEWS AT ONE; Weather (S)1.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)1.45DOCTORS Daniel has an encounter with the police. (S)2.15MONEY FOR NOTHING A canvas army bed, a metal gate and drain cover and a tulip table. (S) (R)3.00ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY In east Devon, Nicki Chapman helps a couple who love the outdoors find the perfect rural home within reach of the coast, on a budget of £850,000. (S) (R)3.45GARDEN RESCUE Charlie Dimmock and Flo Headlam create a safe garden for a visually impaired man. (S)4.30THE FINISH LINE Quiz, hosted by Roman Kemp and Sarah Greene. (S)5.15POINTLESS Quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong and Ria Lina. (S)6.00BBC NEWS AT SIX; Weather (S)6.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)7PM7.00THE ONE SHOW Alex Jones and Roman Kemp host the live magazine show featuring a mixture of celebrity chat and stories of interest. (S)7.30EASTENDERS Sharon is intrigued after hearing about the great work opportunities in Abu Dhabi, while Kat makes an announcement, and Stacey continues to pick holes in Lily’s parenting skills. (S)8PM8.00SORT YOUR LIFE OUT WITH STACEY SOLOMON Rob, Iwan and Mrs Hinch join Stacey to challenge the Farrow family. Every item is stripped from Andy and Lianne and their three children’s home, revealing how much space there is under all their things. While their farm runs like clockwork, inside of their farmhouse is overrun with coats, shoes and laundry. (S)9PM9.00AMBULANCE North West Ambulance Service crewmates Jess and Paul are called to an unresponsive patient. They arrive on scene to find blood on the door, so approach with caution. Their colleagues Mandy and Lauren head to a boatyard where they find a 74-yearold man who has spent two days on the floor before being discovered by a neighbour. (S)10 PM10.00BBC NEWS AT TEN (S)10.30BBC NEWSLINE; Weather (S)10.40THE VIEW Mark Carruthers presents a review of the week’s political news, including reports on the latest events at Stormont and Westminster. Plus, comment and analysis with studio guests. (S)11PM11.20FILM: Captain Phillips (2013) Factbased thriller, starring Tom Hanks. (S)1.25BBC News (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.30Money for Nothing (S) (R)7.15Garden Rescue (S) (R)8.00Sign Zone: Coastal Defenders (S) (R)9.00Nicky Campbell (S)10.00BBC News (S)12.15Politics Live (S)1.00Impossible (S) (R)1.45Eggheads (S) (R)2.15Murder, Mystery and My Family (S) (R)3.00THE WONDER OF ANIMALS (S) (R)3.30GREAT BRITISH RAILWAY JOURNEYS (S) (R)4.00WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (S) (R)5.00FLOG IT! People are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking them to auction. (S) (R)6.00RICHARD OSMAN’S HOUSE OF GAMES Babatunde Aleshe, Richie Anderson and Carol Smillie test their general knowledge skills. (S) (R)6.30MARCUS WAREING’S TALES FROM A KITCHEN GARDEN The chef heads over to Mersea Island in Essex to go fishing for crabs. (S)7PM7.00THE WARSHIP: TOUR OF DUTY The story of Royal Navy aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth’s operational mission, following it on a gruelling seven-month voyage to the South China Sea. On board is a company of 1,600 men and women, including 300 US Marines and aviators, with the deployment to the other side of an increasingly-troubled world. (S) (R)8PM8.00THE HIDDEN WORLD OF HOSPITALITY WITH TOM KERRIDGE Transforming a casual dining concept into a chain of restaurants is one of the most high-risk ventures in hospitality. The chef goes behind the scenes at two restaurants looking to expand their businesses. They include Harvest, a new fusion restaurant right next to Windsor Castle. (S)9PM9.00HELPING OUR TEENS Part two of two. Marie Gentles OBE continues to help staff and pupils at Beacon Hill Academy in Dudley, West Midlands. She meets Jayliyah, a Year 10 pupil who’s been clashing over the school’s behaviour policy. Working with Jayliyah, her mum Gemma, and the school, can Marie turn things around before it’s too late?. (S)10PM10.00THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT History show presented by Tim McGarry and David Hume. In this opening episode, Tim and David go back to 1689 and the start of the Williamite war in Ireland. They take a look at the story of the Siege of Derry and ask whether Robert Lundy was really a traitor. (S) (R)10.30NEWSNIGHT; Weather (S)11PM11.15Women’s ODI Cricket (S)11.45Ultimate Wedding Planner (S) (R)12.45Coastal Defenders (S) (R)1.45Sign Zone: Clean It, Fix It (S) (R)2.30Sign Zone: Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby (S) (R)3.30This Is BBC Two (S)6AM to 6:30PM6.00GOOD MORNING BRITAIN (S)9.00LORRAINE Entertainment, current affairs and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories and celebrity gossip. Presented by Lorraine Kelly. (S)10.00THIS MORNING Daily magazine, featuring a mix of celebrity chat, showbusiness news, lifestyle features, topical discussion, health and beauty advice and more. Including Local Weather. (S)12.30LOOSE WOMEN AND MEN The team puts the world to rights once more and invite a celebrity guest to chat about what they are up to. (S)1.30ITV LUNCHTIME NEWS (S); Weather (S)1.55UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)2.00JAMES MARTIN’S SPANISH ADVENTURE The chef is introduced to carcamusa in Castilla-La Mancha. (S)3.00TENABLE A team of five answers questions about top 10 lists. (S)3.59UTV WEATHER (S)4.00TIPPING POINT Contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000. (S)5.00THE CHASE Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S)6.00UTV LIVE (S); UTV Weather (S)6.30ITV EVENING NEWS (S); Weather (S)7PM7.30EMMERDALE Cathy takes her anger out on her family, Bob feels a twinge in his chest, and Chloe is thrilled when Mack suggests going on a date. (S)8PM8.30PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS Paul meets dogs still struggling to find a home, including two that have already been returned to Battersea once as they just don’t seem cut out for normal homes as they’re so boisterous. Paul also encounters a Pekingese that desperately needs surgery. (S) (R)9PM9.00MY MUM, YOUR DAD With more single parents now in the retreat, the kids get another opportunity to pair them up for dates. Sparks fly between one of the couples with one person becoming emotional when she sees a different side to her mum, while another is left hopeful at her dad’s growing confidence. Davina McCall hosts. (S)10PM10.00ITV NEWS AT TEN (S); Weather10.30UTV LIVE Weather10.45SECRETS OF THE COMEDY CIRCUIT Stand-up comedy from Belfast filmed in front of a live audience - this programme contains strong language and sexual references. (S)11PM11.15Eamonn Mallie: Face to Face With (S)11.40My Mum, Your Dad (S) (R)12.30All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (S)1.25The Chase (S) (R)2.15Loose Women and Men (S) (R)3.00Tenable (S) (R)3.50Unwind with ITV (S)5.05Oti Mabuse’s Breakfast Show (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.05Countdown (S) (R)6.45Cheers (S) (R)7.10Cheers (S) (R)7.35Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.00Everybody Loves Raymond (S) (R)8.25Frasier (S) (R)8.55Frasier (S) (R)9.25Frasier (S) (R)9.55Chateau DIY (S) (R)10.55George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S) (R)11.55Channel 4 News Summary (S)12.00Steph’s Packed Lunch (S)2.10Countdown With Justin Moorhouse. (S)3.00A PLACE IN THE SUN Jasmine Harman goes house-hunting around the coastal town of Corralejo. (S) (R)4.00A PLACE IN THE SUN (S)5.00FOUR IN A BED (S) (R)5.30COME DINE WITH ME (S) (R)6.00THE SIMPSONS Homer becomes a hippie. (S) (R)6.30HOLLYOAKS Joel opens up to Leela, things take an unexpected turn for the worse for Donna-Marie, and Yazz lashes out at her family just as Misbah returns home. (S) (R)7PM7.00CHANNEL 4 NEWS (S)8PM8.00KIRSTIE AND PHIL’S LOVE IT OR LIST IT Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Amy and Brian from Newtownards, Northern Ireland decide whether to move or renovate their five-bedroom chalet bungalow. After 50 years in the same house, Brian has had enough and wants a more spacious home in the countryside with more storage for his hobbies. (S) (R)9PM9.00SCREW The future of C Wing hangs in the balance as the prisons minister visits, and Leigh tries to keep a lid on things after the discovery of the undercover police officer. As a deadly hostage situation develops, Leigh and Rose endeavour to save themselves and the future of the wing. Drama, starring Nina Sosanya and Jamie-Lee O’Donnell. Last in the series. (S)10PM10.008 OUT OF 10 CATS DOES COUNTDOWN Jimmy Carr hosts a combination of the comedy panel show, with Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont taking on Richard Ayoade and Joe Wilkinson. Regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley and lexicographer Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate, alongside Dictionary Corner guest Finlay Christie. (S) (R)11PM11.05Top Guns: Inside the RAF (S) (R)12.05First Dates (S) (R)1.00Adam Hills: Grow Another Foot (S) (R)1.50Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back (S) (R)2.40FILM: Area 51 (2015) Found footage sci-fi thriller, starring Reid Warner. (S)4.15Undercover Boss USA (S) (R)5.05Kirstie’s House of Craft (S) (R)5.15Couples Come Dine with Me (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Sunny Bunnies (S) (R)6.05Daisy & Ollie (S) (R)6.10Milkshake! Monkey (S) (R)6.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.20Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.25Oggy Oggy (S) (R)6.35Odo (S) (R)6.40Peppa Pig (S) (R)6.50Fireman Sam (S) (R)7.00Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! (S)7.10Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.15Peppa Pig (S) (R)7.20Paw Patrol (S) (R)7.35Pip and Posy (S) (R)7.50The Adventures of Paddington (S) (R)8.10Chip and Potato (S) (R)8.20Milo (S) (R)8.30Paw Patrol (S) (R)8.45Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (S) (R)8.55Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.00Peppa Pig (S) (R)9.05Milkshake! World of Dance (S)9.15JEREMY VINE (S)11.15STORM HUNTLEY (S)12.40ALEXIS CONRAN (S)1.405 NEWS AT LUNCHTIME (S)1.45HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)2.15FILM: REVENGE FOR MY MOTHER (2022) Thriller, starring Sami Nye. (S)4.00BARGAIN-LOVING BRITS IN THE SUN (S)5.005 NEWS AT 5 (S)6.00SUSAN CALMAN’S GRAND DAY OUT The presenter explores Kent, investigates Leeds Castle, and takes a look round Chatham and its historic dockyard. (S) (R)6.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)7PM7.00ESCAPING DEATH VALLEY WITH NICK KNOWLES Part two of two. Nick hears how the valley was named by pioneers in 1849 after they took an ill-fated shortcut in search of the California gold fields. He also visits the ghost town of Rhyolite, which had a brief period of fame when a rich seam of gold was found in the hills. (S) (R)7.555 NEWS UPDATE (S)8PM8.00PUZZLING WITH LUCY WORSLEY: THE FINAL It is the grand final and the contestants take on five rounds of fiendish challenges as they attempt to become the ultimate puzzler. Lucy Worsley asks the questions. Last in the series. (S); 5 News Update (S)9PM9.00KENSINGTON & CHELSEA: THE ROYAL BOROUGH Agent Nick Austin shows viewers around beautiful barge Monty, the floating property that once hosted Prince Philip. Just above the Thames is Holland Park, one of London’s lushest green spaces. Head gardener Owen Rogers is charged with upholding the legacy of Lady Elizabeth Holland. Last in the series. (S)10PM10.00A&E AFTER DARK The staff of Hull Royal Infirmary are shocked when a man is brought in with life-threatening stab wounds. Dr Alastair and the team struggle as things change and as they find the patient’s condition worsening. While the hospital is receiving large numbers of ambulances, a patient in a gown thinks it’d be a good idea to steal one of them. (S) (R)11PM11.05Skin A&E (S) (R)12.05Police Interceptors (S) (R)1.00PlayOJO Live Casino Show (S)3.00Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun (S) (R)3.50Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (S) (R)4.40Nick’s Quest (S) (R)5.05House Doctor (S) (R)5.30Entertainment News on 5 (S)5.35Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures (S) (R)5.45Paw Patrol (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM7.25TELESHOPPING8.00ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES (S) (R)8.50LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD (S) (R)9.35THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW (S)10.25DR PHIL (S); Weather11.20THE REPAIR SHOP (S)12.15HOME GROWN (S) (R)12.45TELLY BINGO (S)1.00RTÉ NEWS: ONE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)1.30HOME AND AWAY (S)2.00SHORTLAND STREET (S)2.25BEYOND THE BULLETS – REAL LIFE DURING THE CIVIL WAR (S) (R)2.55EASTENDERS (S) (R)3.30RTÉ NEWS; Weather (S)3.40FATHER BROWN (S) (R)4.30THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE (S)5.40NUACHT5.55RTÉ NEWS WITH SIGNING6.00THE ANGELUS (R)6.01RTÉ NEWS: SIX ONE; Weather7PM7.00CHEAP IRISH HOMES Maggie Molloy and Kieran McCarthy head to Co Kerry to meet 25-year-old first-time buyer Megan, who has been looking for a property since January 2022. (S)7.30EASTENDERS Sharon is intrigued after hearing about the great work opportunities in Abu Dhabi. Stacey continues to pick holes in Lily’s parenting skills. (S)8PM8.00HOW TO BE GOOD WITH MONEY Eoin McGee meets small business owner Samantha Rawson, who lives with her eight dogs in Tipperary and runs Canine College, a dog training and behavioural school. (S) (R)8.30FAIR CITY James’s high-risk plan to get rich quick leaves Zak speechless, Gar discovers the truth about Kira and takes decisive action. (S)9PM9.00RTÉ NEWS: NINE O’CLOCK; Weather (S)9.35PRIME TIME In-depth analysis of current affairs and topical reports, presented by Miriam O’Callaghan and Fran McNulty. (S)10PM10.15WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Comedian, presenter and actor Matt Lucas had an exceptionally close bond with his late grandmother, Margot. Matt has never fully understood what Margot experienced as a young woman in Berlin in the lead up to the Second World War - or what became of the extended family she left behind. (S); Weather11PM11.30Ghosts of Baggotonia (S) (b/w)1.15Death in Paradise (S) (R)2.20Prime Time (S) (R)2.55Telly Bingo (S) (R)3.10EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.00EuroNews7.50news2day (S) (R)8.00Life with Boys (S)8.25The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)8.55Ar Mbia Ar Sli (S) (R)9.00Let’s Find Out (S) (R)9.15Dizzy Deliveries (S) (R)9.30Simon Says (S) (R)9.40Body Brothers (S) (R)9.55Andy’s Safari Adventures (S) (R)10.10The Imagination Machine (S) (R)10.20Silly Sundays (S) (R)10.25Silly Sundays (S) (R)10.35Moon and Me (R)10.55Mya Go (S) (R)11.00Mya Go (S) (R)11.05Mya Go (S) (R)11.15The Wee Littles (S)11.25Peppa Muc (R)11.30Peppa Muc (R)11.35Peppa Muc (R)11.40Nelly & Nora (S) (R)11.50Fluffy Gardens (S) (R)12.00Malory Towers (S)12.30Secret Life of Boys (S) (R)12.55Mystic (S) (R)1.30The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)1.40The Rubbish World of Dave Spud (S) (R)1.55The Next Step (S) (R)2.25Shaun the Sheep (S) (R)2.30Royals Next Door (S) (R)2.45Royals Next Door (S) (R)3.00Life with Boys (S) (R)3.30Drop Dead Weird (S) (R)4.00The Coop Troop (S)4.10Shaun the Sheep (S) (R)4.20news2day (S)4.30THE SIMPSONS (S) (R)5.00THE GOLDBERGS (S) (R)5.30THE BIG BANG THEORY (S) (R)6.00SHORTLAND STREET (S) (R)6.30HOME AND AWAY (S) (R)7PM7.00SUPER RICH SLEEPOVERS Sally Lindsay visits the home of multimillionaire businesswoman and Ann Summers CEO Jacqueline Gold. Lorraine picks out designer treats for them both to wear for a trip to a West Ham United game, the chairman of the club being Jacqueline’s father David, where they have a three-course meal in the VIP lounge. (S)8PM8.00GRAND DESIGNS Identical twins Nik and Jon Daughtry build two nearidentical houses next door to each other in Sheffield, paying tribute to the city’s industrial past. Their plans are incredibly ambitious, not only do they want to build the two houses for the price of one, but the materials and finish have to be absolutely perfect. (S) (R)9PM9.00FATHER TED The clerics face the prospect of an untimely death during the return flight from a visit to a holy shrine. (S) (R)9.30RICHIE SADLIER: LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX Psychotherapist Richie Sadlier takes viewers on his most personal and urgent journey yet as he cuts straight to the heart of Ireland’s sex education curriculum. (S)10PM10.30SAFE HOME New series. Drama about a woman who leaves her job at a law firm to work at a family violence legal service. But when she makes a terrible mistake, a client’s life is put at risk. (S)11PM11.25Mustard (S) (R)11.55Riptide (S) (R)12.50Line of Duty (S) (R)2.05EuroNews6AM to 6:30PM6.15The Six O’Clock Show (S) (R)7.00Ireland AM (S)10.00This Morning12.30News at 12:30 (S)1.00The Chase (S)2.00The Chase Quiz show. (S)3.00LOOSE WOMEN AND MEN4.00IN FOR A PENNY (S) (R)4.30JUDGE JUDY5.00JUDGE JUDY5.30NEWS AT 5.30 (S)6.05THE SIX O’CLOCK SHOW (S)7PM7.00NEWS AT 7 (S)7.30EMMERDALE (S)8PM8.00EMMERDALE Cathy takes her anger out on her family, Bob feels a twinge in his chest, and Chloe is thrilled when Mack suggests going on a date. (S)8.30PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS The presenter helps babysit a group of spaniel puppies. (S)9PM9.00GORDON, GINO & FRED: VIVA ESPANA! Gordon Ramsay, Gino D’Acampo and Fred Sirieix head to Spain.10PM10.00THE TONIGHT SHOW (S)11PM11.00CONFESSIONS OF A CRIME BOSS (S) (R)12.00RECTIFY (R)1.00FEEDING THE SUPER RICH (R)2.00CLOSE5.25THE TONIGHT SHOW (S) (R)6AM to 6:30PM6.00Cúla 410.30Ainmhithe Craiceáilte (R)11.00Abair Amhrán (R)11.10The Golden Girls (S) (R)11.40The Golden Girls (S) (R)12.10A Chef’s Life (S) (R)12.40An Cósta Thiar (R)1.10Hart to Hart (S) (R)2.05Shark Tank (S)3.00Cúla 4 Fun for kids.5.27AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH5.30SCÉALTA GRÁ NA HÉIREANN (R)6.00THE GOLDEN GIRLS Part one of two. Sophia is arrested. (S) (R)6.30THE GOLDEN GIRLS (S) (R)6.57AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH7PM7.00NUACHT TG47.30BIBEANNA A woman remembers her dead husband. (R)8PM8.00POBAL NA HEARAGAILE A trip to féile Sult with organisers Ann Blair and Piaras Ó Dochartaigh.8.30ROS NA RÚN Briain holds Berni and Réailtín captive in order to find Leonora.9PM9.00GLÓR TÍRE: ROGHA & TOGHA (R)9.30HECTOR Ó NA PHILIPPINES GO DTÍ NA SOLOMONS Hector Ó hEochagáin lands among the skyscrapers of Kuala Lumpur10PM10.30AN SPÁS EADRAINN THE SPACE BETWEEN (R)11PM11.30ROS NA RÚN (R)12.02AN AIMSIR LÁITHREACH12.05PORT (R)1.00HART TO HART (S) (R)2.00NUACHT TG4 (R)2.30POBAL NA HEARAGAILE (R)3.00HECTOR Ó NA PHILIPPINES GO DTÍ NA SOLOMONS (R)3.55ROS NA RÚN (R)4.25BIBEANNA (R)4.50FRANCE 245.30FRANCE 24