Martha Stewart

The American rapper was accompanied by food writer and businesswoman Martha Stewart.

In another case of ‘celebrity weighing in on the lives of ordinary people about which they know nothing’, Martha Stewart has offered us her hot take on hybrid working and it’s about as welcome as a used sick bag.

It’s been a hot minute since we checked in on Martha Stewart for whom 2022 was a year of flying saplings to her farm by private jet, mourning beloved pets and batch cooking dog food with a higher nutritional value than most of what Sleb Safari eats. Martha is nothing if not extra.

The US businesswoman and TV personality is the oldest woman to be featured on the cover of the annual magazine.

Gemma Collins -  Nobel Peace Prize nominee, daughter of a woman who met an alien on the train, trapdoor-phobe, Dancing On Ice/I’m A Celebrity/The Only Way Is Essex alumnus, Marbs celebrant and Diva Forever - has only gone and become the face of a cat cafe in London.

Friends, we must turn our gaze once more towards Martha Stewart who is having a shocker of a time on the pet ownership front.

Sleb Safari is going to level with you, it did not expect to be bringing you an update on Martha Stewart’s dogs so soon. Possibly ever.

Sleb Safari very much enjoyed Martha Stewart’s recent, detailed, Instagram post about what - and how - she feeds her dogs and, Reader, those dogs eat better than Sleb Safari.

WAS it you? Answer me. Was it you who sent a rabbit anonymously to Kate Beckinsale? Well, was it? Kate, actor, owner of two Persian cats and fully paid up subscriber to Jennifer Lopez’s elixir of youth smoothie delivery service, opened her front door to find a rabbit in a cage, plus a bag of rabbit food and a basket filled with rose petals.

And so it came to pass that the follicly blessed Joe Wicks stopped his morning PE class.